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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Underage
  Category:
      F/M
  Fandom:
      Homestuck
  Relationship:
      Jade_Harley/Dave_Strider, Jade_Harley/Karkat_Vantas, Jade_Harley/Dave
      Strider/Karkat_Vantas
  Character:
      Jade_Harley, Karkat_Vantas, Dave_Strider
  Additional Tags:
      Accidental_Voyeurism, Explicit_Sexual_Content, Cheating, Threesome_-_F/M/
      M, Secret_Relationship, Secret_Crush
  Collections:
      Jadefest_2014
  Stats:
      Published: 2014-03-24 Words: 1062
****** She Wants Them Both ******
by RoeOcean
Summary
     For Jadefest 2014! Jade wants to enter into a polyamorous
     relationship with Dave and Karkat. Includes hormonal teenage angst,
     humor, and graphic sexual content. Written in verse, like the style
     of Sonya Sones.
Notes
See the end of the work for notes
Jade is a sixteen year old god
They’re speeding towards
The ultimate prize
While riding an asteroid
 
She wants them both.
She doesn’t want to decide.
One
            Is
                        Not
                                    Enough
 
They’re both so beautiful
When Dave holds her in his
Arms
And kisses her forehead gently then
Quietly slips his
Fingers
Into her vagina
One thumb on her clitoris
Rubbing very sweetly
Pressing oh so softly
She wriggles and her
Mouth
Finds his outer ear, biting it Hard
Dave doesn’t
tell her
to stop
He cums when she cums
Stroking his shaft himself
He prefers it that way
Jade’s nails are too long
And sharp
For dick-pulling
 
And then Karkat
Well first he said he
Didn’t like her that way
Didn’t want to
Kiss
            Lick
                        Watch
                                    Moan
As she fancied herself in the mirror
 
But she caught him one day
In the grey, dank stairwell
He was heaving and tossing
He was about to roll down
His nose and bulge dripped
Shiny gooey red slime
And she was about to call for help
When he saw her and then
He came, shouting
Her name
 
So now Jade
And Karkat
Heave and toss
Rolling down
The bright, perfumed stairwell
Together
Gamzee sometimes watches
But Jade doesn’t care—she likes it
And Karkat doesn’t know—he loves it
 
They do other things besides sex
They game and chat
They play with the others
Dave and Jade teach Karkat
How to use a violin
And they record sweet music
 
Jade watches her beloved cartoons
Sandwiched between Eridan and
Tavros
Karkat and Dave jealously
Try to steal her attention away
But she needs breaks sometimes
 
Jade has her period
Once a month
Dave doesn’t want her
During that week
Instead he
Sits with her
And cuddles while
They watch the stars
From the asteroid
And Dave strikes up
A sick, steady beat
While she holds her abdomen
And rocks back and forth
Then he massages her tummy
And she is grateful for that
But she wants so much sex
And she wants so much bacon
 
She goes to Karkat each night
The week she bleeds
And they cook meat on the stove
She eats it raw sometimes
And he does too
But it’s bad for them both
Oh yeah so bad so bad
She gets hot about it
Karkat doesn’t understand that
But he goes along with it
He likes the salty, coppery smell
Of the meat’s blood and her blood
 
When they finish gorging themselves
They step into the walk-in microwave
Just big enough for them both
It stills reeks of bacon
And Jade is already wet and red
Rivulets of it ease along her thigh
Karkat starts there
 
He was excited when he thought
That she came in red, just like him
But when she told him it was blood
From her womb
And how much pain she was in
Even as he kissed her
And caressed her
Karkat became a very gentle lover
 
Jade said she liked it rougher;
Karkat wouldn’t oblige
Until she pumped his bulge so fast
And hard
That it took him one try to fill a bucket
After that Karkat couldn’t say no
And besides, he liked sex rougher too
 
Please she said one day
Please please please
She said to Dave
No he said back
No no no
 
Come on she said another day
Come on come on come on
She said to Karkat
Oh god he said to her
Oh god oh god oh god
 
This happens! she argues
They don’t know what to do
The boys didn’t even know
She had been fucking both of them
Until four months and thirteen days had passed
And they had been pissed as all hell
But then again they did feel
Strangely aroused
To find that they were
Weiner cousins
 
Two years went by
They were back on Earth
Before Jade started fucking
Dave and Karkat again
They did it everywhere
In multiple spaces
At multiple times
And their blood multiplied
It was cooler and hotter
Jade’s vagina hardly emptied of
Dave’s semen
Before Karkat was on her back
 
Their love and complete
Lust for Jade
Expanded and encroached on
All areas of their lives
 
She’d be shopping and
Dave would breathe heavily
On her neck
 
She’d be driving and
Karkat’s hand would rest
On her knee
 
She’d be jogging and
Dave n’ Karkat would slap
Her ass at the same time
Then smirk at each other
Then glare at each other
 
Sometimes they all three
Went out to dinner
And to shows
They talked and laughed
For hours on end
But Jade always
Only went home with one
 
 
After a few months
She begged them again
But they told her that they would rather
Date Terezi before they would rather
Move in together with her
 
She asked them why
And they both exploded
Red on their cheeks
Palms fisted, faces pinched
Into furious contortions
I hate him!!!!!!!!!!!
They screamed, pointing at
Each other
She asked them why
 
Six more months
Twelve more days
On her birthday she received
The best birthday gift
 
Dave and Karkat
Fucked her senseless
At the same time
 
Two bulges
One in her ass
One in her vagina
She felt so full
Stretched to capacity
Bursting with pleasure
 
Karkat was in front
Kissing and laving
Jade’s lips and neck
Thumb on her clitoris
Gently rubbing it
In little circles that
Drove Jade to wail
 
Jade was in the middle
Moaning and crying
Dave’s and Karkat’s names
Her hands on their bodies
Groping wherever she could
Trailing her fingers along their flesh
Raising goosebumps (and more)
 
Dave was in back
Fondling and tweaking
Jade’s breasts and nipples
Hands on her hips
Hurriedly thrusting
In and out, in and out
Making Jade scream
 
Never had she been
More satisfied
 
And they neither
 
But they did not
Love each other
Only Jade existed
In the space between them
 
Two hours later
All three of them
Had moved into
Jade’s spacious island mansion
 
She asked them why
And they both gleamed
Pink on their cheeks
Palms relaxed, faces joyous
In harmonious grins
I love you!!!!!!!!!!!
They proclaimed, kissing
Her hair and stroking
She knew then why
 
There was no wedding
But many congratulations
 
There were three babies
And two miscarriages
 
They spent the rest of their lives
In love with Jade
And she loved them both
so
completely
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
End Notes
     Everyone's 16 when the relationships begin. That's right, underage
     children running around having sex. Sorry if you didn't like that
     element.
     Anyway, here's to you, people who really, really like this pairing. I
     love Jade with everyone, but I don't like M/M relationships... it
     just isn't my thing. I still did the polyamory part, though, so that
     should be fine? Please leave constructive feedback if you want. I'll
     delete any flames, so, it's best not to even write those.
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